wedidthetimewarpagain:

she wears short skirts

i wear nothing because i am the disembodied incorporeal form

she’s a flapper

i am the eyes of T. J. Eckelburg

kilarim:

WE’RE WEARING THE SAME THING YOU DOUCHEBAG

kilarim:

WE’RE WEARING THE SAME THING YOU DOUCHEBAG

YO for anyone who likes Louis CK’s tv show Louie, a big fat trigger warning on season 4 for physical violence, rape, and sexual assault. because i didn’t know season 4 was like that. and i just had a panic attack.

ebclarilatte:

"Why isn’t this on IMSLP?" and a Collection of Other Short Stories 

By: Every Single Music Major

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

moviemeatloaf:

dear-travis:

kenyatta:

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

Grover bits were always the best.

(Source: gameraboy)

(Source: ifihavethespoons)

thatfunnyblog:

i want this framed and above my bed tbh

thatfunnyblog:

i want this framed and above my bed tbh

(Source: docmuerte)

shychiaichi:

when ur in a bad mood but dont want to worry your friends

image

thank you Bathtub Barracuda.

(Source: alessandroscocciapappagallo)

(Source: tuave)

forevercemetery:

if you’re thinking something nice about someone you should always say it

(Source: drakeboner)

jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.

honeydewhearts:

I’m a princess and I want attention!! *stomps feet and pouts*