aftershaveocean asked: Y u post so much? U no in another country? Go outside and look at things instead of re/posting something like every hour of the day...
SHUT UP DAD YR EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS
Red Lipstick makeup test for Femlock. Trying to satisfy red lipstick Femlock headcanons.
I like to call this number “A Study in Scarlet.”
BUT WHAT IF MERMAIDS HOLD HANDS LIKE OTTERS WHEN THEY SLEEP SO THEY DON’T FLOAT AWAY FROM EACH OTHER?
how come when it comes to sexual harassment men say “oh come on men are just animals its natural" but when a woman has hair on her body its disgusting and unhealthy
once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy
MY DASH MADE GOLD. I’M FREAKING CRyiNG